Barbie Married Michael Jackson

So my mother just told me the funniest story I've heard in a while from a customer.

One of the customers at the restaurant decided that she would buy her granddaughter her first Barbie doll this Christmas, so she went out and bought a Barbie then sought out to look for Ken. However, no matter where she looked -- be it Walgreens, Big Lots!, Bi-Mart, WalMart, etc. -- there was no Ken. So whenever she went up to the cash register and the person there asks the routine, "Did you find everything ok?" she would answer, "No, not ok, I couldn't find Ken!!"

Anyway, after giving up on the stores, she went back home and remembered that her daughter -- who happens to be the mother of her granddaughter -- used to have a Barbie collection that was still in her house. She decided to go and rummage through her daughter's things from her old room and found lots of Barbies, and then a Michael Jackson doll. Out of all the dolls in the collection, the only male doll in there was Michael Jackson with the original glove, outfit and everything. So the customer was like, "No wonder there's no Ken. Barbie married Michael Jackson a long time ago!"

And because Michael Jackson has passed away, she decided to go online and check to see the price of the doll and discovered that it was now worth over $200. (Ain't that something ^__^)

Well, it was a funny story anyway lol.