To Hell With USBank!

The banks and their money-making schemes is why they all deserve to be suffering and bought out by more successful institutions than themselves. For instance... USBank has finally caused me to snap my temper. While I wasn't looking and enjoying my lovely new accounts at Wells Fargo, they increased the bloody minimum balance in the savings account so I was literally being punished these past two months by not having over $300 in my savings account. What kind of messed up rubbish is that!? You would think that one would get some fair warning about the change, but no. They charge once, get away with it and then do it again. Next thing I know, the minimum balance will be $500 and all my money will be at Wells Fargo, so how in the world am I going to send money into that account without getting charged any transaction fees!? Yes, I can manually withdraw the cash from an ATM and deposit the dough into my USBank accounts, but I don't live near one and why the hell should I go through the trouble of all that anyway!?

But here is why I won't cancel my USBank account no matter how ridiculous and piece-of-sh*t obnoxious it is : 'cause I have sky-high excellent and stellar credit.

The world made it impossible to save us fools from putting money in the bank and then taking it all out from them jackasses without getting totally ripped off 'cause they chuck cancellation fees into our faces and then mercilessly stomp on our excellent credit till there's absolutely nothing left. Yes, one too many times have I heard horror stories of good credit getting thrown down the wazoo because of people wanting to eliminate an extra account. But people wouldn't even consider canceling their account had that bank been good in the first place. What kind of sneaky, irresponsible and downright dishonest company does such a thing!?

Well, I hope Wells Fargo buys them out so my accounts can consolidate themselves. So here's my message to USBank: you have been officially condemned and I wish you a lovely journey in hell.